Uncle Willy

He has been playing video games for longer than he would like to admit, and is passionate about all retro games and systems. He also goes to bars with an NES controller hoping that entering the Konami code will give him thirty chances with the drunk chick at the bar. His interests include vodka, old-school games, women, vodka, and women gamers who drink vodka.

5 Things Today’s Console Gamers Take for Granted

Since I literally got into gaming when video games were first mass-marketed for the general public, my view on gaming has been skewed by my experiences over the years. This is most evident when my daughter bitches about something while playing a game that makes me want to get on my old-man soapbox and wax about the old days. She recently whined about having to save a game because we had to go some...[Read More]

R Squared Comic Book Podcast Episode 4: #HitItOrQuitIt

Hello listeners! In this episode of #HitItOrQuitIt, the ladies pick up new set of first issues! And – as per usual – go on tangents about possessed dolls, butt moles and revenge! Listen in as they review: – “Replica” – “Lucifer” – “Fly” – “Mystery Girl” – “Kaptara” Intro and Outro: “Shake it...[Read More]

R Squared Comic Book Podcast Episode 3.5: #LetsTalkAboutSex

Hello listeners! In this episode – #LetsTalkAboutSex, baby! Karla, Menissa and Elias talked more shit recording the last episode and they thought you shouldn’t miss out on all of that goodness! Listen in as they talk about penises, blow jobs and bush! DON’T FORGET to count #HOWMANYFUCKDIDMENISSAGIVE in episode 1! If you’re the first to guess the number correctly, you win a ...[Read More]

R Squared Comic Book Podcast Episode 3: #HitItOrQuitIt: The Follow Up

Hello listeners! In this episode of #HitItOrQuitIt, Karla and Menissa have a guest and go OFF THE RAILS! Listen in as they follow up on the series they decided to HIT in episode 1! BUT WAIT – THERE’S MORE! The ladies talk about botched boob jobs, nipples, and offend the world by trying their hand at mimicking accents! DON’T FORGET to count #HOWMANYFUCKDIDMENISSAGIVE in episode 1!...[Read More]

R Squared Comic Book Podcast Episode 2: SHITCAST

Hello listeners! In this SHITCAST, listen to Menissa and Karla talk shit about random shit! From podcasts, to long-running comic book series, to movies – they don’t discriminate! What should you expect?: – “Low” – “East of West” Vol. 3 – Serial podcast Season 2 – Lore podcast – “Creed” DON’T FORGET to count #HOWMAN...[Read More]

Salt and Sanctuary Review

Eight hours in, and my skull has been bashed in more times than I care to count. My latest death is at the hands of a the Kraekan Cyclops. He’s actually wiped the floor with my face thrice. I keep going back, because I will be DAMNED if that big, cleaver wielding Darkheart wanna-be gets the best of me! The game is Salt and Sanctuary. It has me in its grip, and I refuse to stop until I wrench mysel...[Read More]

9

Amazing

Salt and Sanctuary Review

Eight hours in, and my skull has been bashed in more times that I care to count. My latest death is at the hands of a the Kraeken Cyclops. He’s actually wiped the floor with my face thrice. I keep going back, because I will be DAMNED if that big, cleaver wielding Darkheart wanna-be gets the best of me! The game is Salt and Sanctuary. It has me in its grip, and I refuse to stop until I wrench mysel...[Read More]

BROFORCE REVIEW

Imagine a game that channeled everything we loved about the action movies of the 80s and 90s. Imagine a game that took the concept behind The Expendables and ramped it up to 11. Now imagine that this mythical game was a pixel art platformer that harnessed all the goodness already mentioned. Now stop imagining, grab a PS4 controller, and download Broforce this very instant! I will admit, I did not ...[Read More]

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Great

Broforce Review

Imagine a game that channeled everything we loved about the action movies of the 80s and 90s. Imagine a game that took the concept behind The Expendables and ramped it up to 11. Now imagine that this mythical game was a pixel art platformer that harnessed all the goodness already mentioned. Now stop imagining, grab a PS4 controller, and download Broforce this very instant! I will admit, I did not ...[Read More]

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Fair

Just Cause 3 : Sky Fortress DLC Review

While I’m not a fan of DLC that adds content seemingly walled off of base titles, I am a proponent of DLC in concept. Basically, DLC should feel like added content, not content that was cordoned off before initial release to be sold later (i.e. Evolve’s Season Pass). My favorite example of DLC done right is Grand Theft Auto IV’s episodic add-ons, The Ballad of Gay Tony and The Lost and The Damned....[Read More]

When Retro Goes Bad

When it comes to video games, I am nostalgic to a fault. As the “old-school gaming expert” of the Digital Crack network, I always look at all things gaming with nostalgic glasses. Many times, it makes me sound archaic and out of touch with current trends. However, I feel that having roots in traditional gaming gives me a good perspective on what goes on in gaming now and how it benefits or hinders...[Read More]

From Decks to Digital: Pokémon’s 20th Anniversary

  When I found out that Pokémon was celebrating its 20th anniversary this past weekend, a flood of thoughts and memories flooded my brain. First thought: I’m an old bastard! OK, that is not a fair point to make. I’m the oldest member of the Digital Crack Network by a country mile, so I’m an old bastard whether Pokémon existed or not. But all of my memories of the series always result in my se...[Read More]

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