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It Dual Review and Advance Screening Event Highlights

We all float down here Cast: Bill Skarsgård, Jaeden Lieberher, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Jack Dylan Grazer, Chosen Jacobs, Wyatt Oleff, Jackson Robert Scott Director: Andy Muschietti Synopsis: A group of bullied kids band together when a monster, taking the appearance of a clown, begins hunting children. Review Uncle Willy – writer, editor-in-chief, podcast personality Remak...[Read More]

Private screening for “IT” in Dolphin Mall Miami FL

Hello, Miami!!! With all the worry about Hurricane Irma, we figured some people would like to be scared in a more relaxing way. We have a link for an advance screening for the upcoming movie, IT. It will be showing tomorrow, September 6th, at 9 pm, at  Dolphin Mall. Please click on the link below to get your tickets. Here’s a reminder if you’ve forgotten about the movie: Please note se...[Read More]

The Defenders Season 1 Impressions

A mean right hook! Note: there will be spoilers for other Netflix Marvel series in this article. If you haven’t seen any or all of the Marvel Netflix series that make up The Defenders, you have been forewarned. At the beginning of the year, I wrote about the superhero premieres of 2017. In it, I talked about The Defenders, mentioning my misgivings about the series. Here is an excerpt from the writ...[Read More]

Annabelle: Creation Dual Review

Uncanny Valley of the Doll Cast: Talitha Bateman, Anthony LaPaglia, Miranda Otto, Lulu Wilson, Stephanie Sigman, Samara Lee Director: David F. Sandberg Synopsis: Several years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into their home, soon becoming the target of the dollmaker’s possessed creation, Annabell...[Read More]

Have You Seen…Singham?

Tiger uppercut! Release Date: July 22, 2011 Director: Rohit Shetty Starring: Ajay Devgn, Kajal Aggarwal, Prakash Raj Favorite quote: “Kutton ka jhund kitna bhi bada ho … uske liye ek sher hi kaafi hota hai” (Translation: “No matter how big the group of dogs is…for them, one tiger is more than enough.”) Recommending films made outside the United States is tricky. While Western films may have ...[Read More]

It (2017) Trailer #1 Released

They all float down here! As an old man, I’ve gotten extremely jaded when it comes to “scary” movies. I never get scared anymore. The best a movie can do with me nowadays is be effectively creepy. The new trailer for Stephen King’s It sure looks creepy. Maybe it’s because of Stranger Things. Ever since I saw the Netflix series, everything seemingly set in the 80s just...[Read More]

2017: Superhero Movies and What I Want from Them – Midseason Report

In January of this year, I wrote my take on the superhero movies coming out this year, what I expected from them, and what I hoped wouldn’t happen with them. By the end of the article, anyone who read it would be forgiven if they thought I wasn’t exactly optimistic. I spit a bit of venom, but I generally wasn’t overly worried. If anything, I was more worried in 2016. Halfway through, and it’s time...[Read More]

Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

“Does whatever a spider can!” This was the perfect Spider-Man movie I’ve been waiting for. Hell, they even opened the movie with the Spider-Man theme song from the 60s cartoon! Tom was indeed the perfect Spider-Man in my eyes. He had the wit, the smarts, and the looks. I’m just glad they skipped the whole Uncle Ben dying, great power comes great responsibility thing, and how he got his...[Read More]

Transformers: The Last Knight Review

Autobots…cower in shame! Cast: Mark Walhberg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Laura Haddock, Santiago Cabrera, Isabela Moner, Jerrod Carmichael, Stanley Tucci, Liam Garrigan, Peter Cullen Director: Michael Bay Synopsis: Autobots and Decepticons are at war, with humans on the sidelines. Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen) is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, i...[Read More]

Black Panther Teaser Trailer Released

“What do you know about Wakanda?” After the wonderful success of Wonder Woman, I’ve been feeling renewed hope for the DCEU in general. With the imminent release of Spider-Man: Homecoming in July, I knew DC’s feel-good window was short-lived. But I was willing to bask in it for as long as I could. Then Marvel looked at me and said, “here. Hold my beer.” And out p...[Read More]

Have You Seen…Zardoz?

Release Date: February 6, 1974 Director: Jon Boorman Starring: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, Sara Kestelman, John Alderton, Niall Buggy Favorite quote: “The penis is evil!” – Zardoz I haven’t don’t this shtick in a while, so I figured I’d restart it by going full WTF. Imagine a movie that is more philosophically pretentious than the Matrix trilogy and has a premise that is more batshit insane ...[Read More]

Wonder Woman Impressions

“Oh, I really like her!” The Digital Crack crew saw Wonder Woman over the weekend. Three of them decided to write their impressions of the movie from three different perspectives. Cousin Jose is the DC expert; he speaks from the point of view of a hardcore DC fan. Uncle Willy is a Marvel guy but still enjoys DC books; he writes from the perspective of a more casual fan. Meanwhile, Puni...[Read More]

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