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Black Panther Teaser Trailer Released

“What do you know about Wakanda?” After the wonderful success of Wonder Woman, I’ve been feeling renewed hope for the DCEU in general. With the imminent release of Spider-Man: Homecoming in July, I knew DC’s feel-good window was short-lived. But I was willing to bask in it for as long as I could. Then Marvel looked at me and said, “here. Hold my beer.” And out p...[Read More]

Have You Seen…Zardoz?

Release Date: February 6, 1974 Director: Jon Boorman Starring: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, Sara Kestelman, John Alderton, Niall Buggy Favorite quote: “The penis is evil!” – Zardoz I haven’t don’t this shtick in a while, so I figured I’d restart it by going full WTF. Imagine a movie that is more philosophically pretentious than the Matrix trilogy and has a premise that is more batshit insane ...[Read More]

Wonder Woman Impressions

“Oh, I really like her!” The Digital Crack crew saw Wonder Woman over the weekend. Three of them decided to write their impressions of the movie from three different perspectives. Cousin Jose is the DC expert; he speaks from the point of view of a hardcore DC fan. Uncle Willy is a Marvel guy but still enjoys DC books; he writes from the perspective of a more casual fan. Meanwhile, Puni...[Read More]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

Fox on the run! (Note: This will be a two-part review. Punisher and Uncle Willy viewed Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 separately and wanted to give their thoughts on the movie.) Punisher (Podcast Personality) To start off, there WILL be spoilers towards the end of my section. I will note when it’s coming up. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was just amazing. James Gunn did it again IMO. This movie s...[Read More]

Thor: Ragnarok Teaser Trailer Released

Valhalla I am coming… Before I go any further, I’d like to ask Hollywood for one small favor. Could you please lay off the old pop and rock songs for your trailers? It’s getting kinda old, guys. Yes, I know this is LED FUCKING ZEPPELIN on this trailer, but…seriously. I’m sure you folks have someone in the mail room who can string together a few notes. Just show a litt...[Read More]

The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode16 – The First Day of the Rest of Your Life Review

Out with a thud “You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit and got everyone he cared about killed?” – Negan So I had to binge watch the last 5 episodes of The Walking Dead because I have been busy with everything. I have been waiting to see the season finale. There will be some spoilers ahead. So here’s the ...[Read More]

Being a Dick about Movies

CinemaSins can’t have the monopoly Sundays are a religious holiday for me. I’m not actually religious, but my Sundays are sacrosanct to me. I refuse to do any real work on those days. I work in IT, so trying to maintain that habit can be difficult. But I rationalize my situation as easily as possible. Unless a server actually catches fire, I’m not worried about doing my job. It’s during this self-...[Read More]

Have You Seen…The Last Dragon?

WHO IS THE MASTER? Release Date: March 22, 1985 Director: Michael Schultz Starring: Taimak, Vanity, Christopher Murney, Julius Carry, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Jim Moody, Esther Marrow, Faith Prince, Glen Eaton Favorite quote: “You sure look like a master to me…” – Laura Charles Oftentimes, I think about movies I love and mistakenly figure that everyone has seen them. When I realize many haven’t, I’m...[Read More]

Ghost in the Shell Review

Similar Beats, Different Drum Cast: Scarlett Johanssen, Pilou Asbæk, Juliette Binoche, Michael Pitt, Chin Han, Lasarus Rateure, Sanusia Samai, Tawanda Manyimo, Peter Ferdinando, Takeshi Kitano Director: Rupert Sanders Synopsis: In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: A human saved from a terrible crash, who is cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world’s...[Read More]

Spider-Man Homecoming Trailer #2 Released

So the new trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming was released. I saw it. And I’m going to be as unbiased as I possibly can. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I tried. Seriously, there is a lot to digest in this trailer. The Vulture (Michael Keaton) is fleshed out more, as well as the relationship between Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tom Holland) and T...[Read More]

Justice League Official Trailer #1 Released

As promised, WB and DC released the new official trailer for Justice League. And I gotta tell ya, I’m…conflicted. First, let’s get the obvious out of the way. Seeing some of the most iconic superheroes of the DC universe (and Cyborg) teaming up gives me a nerdgasm. Jason Momoa’s Aquaman still worries me, but he did nothing here to make me fret. And the action…the deli...[Read More]

Justice League Sneak Peeks Hint at Full Trailer Soon

After being relatively quiet for months, WB and DC have been releasing sneak peek teasers for the upcoming Justice League movie. The sneak peeks focus are 15-second bites that focus on one of the heroes. As of this writing, Aquaman and Batman teasers have been released. I’ll be updating this article with the others as soon as they drop. These mini-teasers are meant to drum up interest for th...[Read More]

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