TV / Movies
Being a Dick about Movies
CinemaSins can’t have the monopoly Sundays are a religious holiday for me. I’m not actually religious, but my Sundays are sacrosanct to me. I refuse to do any real work on those days. I work in IT, so trying to maintain that habit can be difficult. But I rationalize my situation as easily as possible. Unless a server actually catches fire, I’m not worried about doing my job. It’s during this self-...[Read More]
Have You Seen…The Last Dragon?
WHO IS THE MASTER? Release Date: March 22, 1985 Director: Michael Schultz Starring: Taimak, Vanity, Christopher Murney, Julius Carry, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Jim Moody, Esther Marrow, Faith Prince, Glen Eaton Favorite quote: “You sure look like a master to me…” – Laura Charles Oftentimes, I think about movies I love and mistakenly figure that everyone has seen them. When I realize many haven’t, I’m...[Read More]
Ghost in the Shell Review
Similar Beats, Different Drum Cast: Scarlett Johanssen, Pilou Asbæk, Juliette Binoche, Michael Pitt, Chin Han, Lasarus Rateure, Sanusia Samai, Tawanda Manyimo, Peter Ferdinando, Takeshi Kitano Director: Rupert Sanders Synopsis: In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: A human saved from a terrible crash, who is cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world’s...[Read More]
Justice League Sneak Peeks Hint at Full Trailer Soon
After being relatively quiet for months, WB and DC have been releasing sneak peek teasers for the upcoming Justice League movie. The sneak peeks focus are 15-second bites that focus on one of the heroes. As of this writing, Aquaman and Batman teasers have been released. I’ll be updating this article with the others as soon as they drop. These mini-teasers are meant to drum up interest for th...[Read More]
New Ghost in the Shell Movie Clip Released
New clip named “Buiilding Jump” As Ghost in the Shell moves closer to its March 31st release date, more information about the movie is being shared. Dreamworks has released a new movie clip for Ghost in the Shell. This clip, clocking in at 4:44, shows a bigger slice of the dinner scene that’s been teased in previous trailers. All the elements are there. The creepy geisha bots are...[Read More]
Have You Seen…Meet the Robinsons?
Release Date: March 30, 2007 Director: Stephen J. Anderson Starring: Jordan Fry, Angela Bassett, Daniel Hansen, Matthew Josten, Nicole Sullivan, Dara McGarry, Laurie Metcalf, Wesley Singerman, Steve Anderson Favorite quote: “If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they’ll bury me alive and dance on my grave!” – Wilbur I had planned to write about The Emperor’s New Groove in th...[Read More]
The Fate of the Furious Trailer #2 Released
Remember when The Fast and the Furious was just about street racing? Yeah, I miss those days. The latest trailer for the newest entry in the series, The Fate of the Furious, has dropped. So, too, have about 1000 cars. Watch the trailer and you’ll understand what I mean. This entry is taking the balls-to-the-wall action from the last couple of entries and pushed it to extreme levels. Everythi...[Read More]
Have You Seen…Blind Date?
Release Date: March 27, 1987 Director: Blake Edwards Starring: Bruce Willis, Kim Basinger, John Larroquette, William Daniels, Phil Hartman Favorite quote: “Oh Walter your beautiful car! Oh look on the bright side, what else can happen?” – Nadia Gates I haven’t gone down this well in a while. It’s not been for a lack of desire; real life finds a way to ruin plans. So I figure, why not restart...[Read More]
The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 10 – The New Best Friend Review
“I couldn’t lose anyone. I couldn’t lose any more of them. I couldn’t lose you.” – Carol Here we are once more. I did miss last week’s episode review, but life happened and I could not make it on time. But at least we have this week’s episode. As usual, there will be slight spoilers ahead. Since Gabriel just left Alexandria, Rick and a few of the crew went to look for him. Well, they f...[Read More]
John Wick Chapter 2 Review
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Riccardo Scamarcio. Ian McShane, Ruby Rose, Common, Lance Reddick, Laurence Fishburne, Claudia Gerini, John Leguizamo, Bridget Moynahan Director: Chad Stahelski Synopsis: After returning to the criminal underworld to repay a debt, John Wick discovers that a large bounty has been put on his life. Review: This fucking movie!!! OK, that’s it for my review. Good night, everyone! OK...[Read More]
Super Bowl LI Movie Commercials
Another Super Bowl has come and gone, and another bevy of overpriced commercials have been paraded in front of our consumerist eyes. I’ll save the opinions about the Budweiser and Pepsi commercials for another forum; we’re highlighting the movie trailers that were on display here. Well, one entry isn’t a movie, but it’s still relevant. Because there was no way in hell I was gonna tackle all of the...[Read More]
Rings Review
Cast: Matilda Lutz, Alex Roe, Johnny Galecki, Aimee Teegarden, Vincent D’Onofrio, Bonnie Morgan Director: F. Javier Gutierrez Synopsis: A young woman finds herself on the receiving end of a terrifying curse that threatens to take her life in 7 days. Review: You know that half-giddy feeling you get when you’re about to be in a serious car crash and narrowly miss? That’s how I felt as I walked out o...[Read More]