TV / Movies
Transformers: The Last Knight Official Trailer 1
<<sigh>> After much (blessed) silence, the first official trailer for Michael Bay’s new boom-pocalypse, Transformers: The Last Knight has been released. It’s a bit short on info, but it does give a few morsels for us to chew on and inevitably get food poisoning from. After a few bits showing a battle in the Middle Ages (!) and some fighting against the Nazis (!!!), we get s...[Read More]
Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 7 – Sing Me Alive Review
“You do the same damn stink eye as your dad – except it’s only half as good, cuz, ya know, you’re missing one eye.” – Negan So we get a 90 minute episode due to it being one of the last two episodes of 2016, and we take it to the Saviors. There will be spoilers within this article because it’s the rules, and, “there are rules for a reason. Nothing matters if you’re dead.” O...[Read More]
Have You Seen…History of the World Part 1?
Release Date: June 12, 1981 Director: Mel Brooks Starring: Mel Brooks, Gregory Hines, Dom DeLuise, Madeline Kahn, Harvey Korman, Cloris Leachman, Ron Carey, Pamela Stephenson, Shecky Greene, Sid Caesar, Orson Wells Favorite quote: “Oh, sieze this, Honkus!”– Josephus From the moment I was allowed to watch “naughty” movies to now, there has been one constant. Well, two constants, but I think my fasc...[Read More]
Gotham Season 3 Episode 11 – Beware the Green-Eyed Monster Review
“Now, before I kill you, she has to hate you. And, she will.” – Mario It’s the wedding episode with a little bit of the Court of Owls story arc in the mix. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry and I won’t. Warning, there will be slight spoilers ahead. After finding out that Mario is infected with Alice’s blood last episode, I was wondering how they would play it out within this episode. Frankly ...[Read More]
Assassin’s Creed “Enter the Animus” Trailer Released
I know, I know, we haven’t posted up any information about the upcoming Assassin’s Creed movie. Speaking for myself, part of the reason in fear. The trailers look interesting, and Michael Fassbender is a great actor. But…IT’S ASSASSIN’S CREED! Plus, it’s a video game movie. Warcraft was treated pretty harshly, and I thought it was decent. I dunno about this one&...[Read More]
Don’t Watch This: ThanksKilling
Release Date: December 8, 2008 Director: Jordan Downey Starring: Wanda Lust, Chuck Lamb, Ryan Francis, Aaron Carlson, General Bastard, Lance Predmore, Natasha Cordova and Lindsey Anderson Favorite Quote: “Damn, that was good! You just got stuffed!” – The Killer Turkey Since we normally do Have You Seen on the site to talk about great movies you should see, we thought of doing something diffe...[Read More]
Rogue One Trailer #3 Drops; Featuring AT-ATs and Other Lesser Things
I am naturally a cynic. Whenever I see a trailer, the cynicism pops up and tries to dampen any excitement. The movie won’t be as good. That’s probably the best part. You will end up disappointed. Don’t forget how “great” X-Men: Apocalypse was! For this trailer, my cynical side can officially go suck some wasabi root! This is the latest trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wa...[Read More]
Have You Seen…Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?
Release Date: November 25, 1987 Director: John Hughes Starring: Steve Martin, John Candy, Edie McClurg, Michael McKean, Dylan Baker, Carol Bruce Favorite quote: “And by the way, you know, when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea – have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!”– Neal Page I was going to go in a totally different direction...[Read More]
Gotham Season 3 Episode 10 – Time Bomb Review
“If my son is dead, winning isn’t the point. Gotham will burn!” – Don Falcon Ok, this episode of Gotham was actually pretty good. We are back to focusing on Mario and Lee’s plan for the wedding. It is only two days away. Where will to be some spoilers ahead within this article. Lee and Mario are leaving a dinner they are having at Mario’s father place, a place where Falcon likes to eat...[Read More]
Have You Seen…Westworld?
Release Date: November 21, 1973 Director: Michael Crichton Starring: Richard Benjamin, James Brolin, Yul Brynner, Dick Van Patten, Alan Oppenheimer Favorite quote: “There’s no way to get hurt in here, just enjoy yourself.”– John Blane Westworld is the surprise hit series from HBO. The latest adaptation of Michael Crichton’s novel, it has been greenlighted for a second season. With that...[Read More]
Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 4 – Service Review
“In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.” – Negan Little pig, little pig, let me in so I can provide you this episode 4 review. Warning: there will be slight spoiler. So to start off, Negan is a dick, but we all know that. I enjoy every moment he is on the screen. Within the Walking Dead world, it has been a week sin...[Read More]
Have You Seen….Idiocracy?
Release Date: January 25, 2007 Director: Mike Judge Starring: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Terry Crews, Dax Shepard, Anthony Campos, David Herman, Justin Long Favorite quote: “The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair lo...[Read More]