Uncle Willy

He has been playing video games for longer than he would like to admit, and is passionate about all retro games and systems. He also goes to bars with an NES controller hoping that entering the Konami code will give him thirty chances with the drunk chick at the bar. His interests include vodka, old-school games, women, vodka, and women gamers who drink vodka.

A Hand-Carved Mini SNES that Shames 3D Printers

Nowadays, 3D printing has revolutionized how tinkerers and hobbyists approach their projects. This is especially true of gaming enthusiasts who want to build their own projects. The Mini NES that I wrote about in July – and I still dream about – is an example of the wonders 3D printing can achieve. It is more amazing, however, to see a true craftsman design a mini system with only his hands. I pre...[Read More]

Never Played: The Order 1886

Remember what I said last time about actively avoiding a game? Well, I avoided The Order 1886 purely based on word of mouth. Friends warned me that the game was a short, unsatisfying mess. So I stayed away. What changed and made me want to try this game? Probably morbid curiosity, but a part of me wanted to give the game a chance. I’ve liked playing games that others didn’t, most recently LittleBi...[Read More]

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night Delayed until 2018

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Koji Igarashi’s anticipated Metroidvania-style platformer, has been delayed to the first half of 2018. The original release date was set for March 2017. In a video titled “Development Update 6” on the game’s YouTube channel, Igarashi addressed the delay. “Things have been progressing with development for Bloodstained, but between our current production setu...[Read More]

Lamenting the Death of the Dreamcast

Note: this article originally appeared on the site on May 25th and is being re-posted to commemorate the Dreamcast’s 17th Anniversary today. Talking about the Sega Dreamcast gets me mad. Even the most ardent fan of Sega has to admit that the way the company handled their consoles was nearly criminal. Their third generation console, the Master System, was more powerful than its main competito...[Read More]

Doom Getting Deathmatch and Private Matches for Free

Ever since its release, Doom has been treating players to all the face-shooting, neck-breaking gore they can handle. Bethesda has also been showing love post-launch, with two free updates to the game. For Update #3, Doom plans to add Deathmatch and Private Matches for free as well. Deathmatch is a return to the fragfests of old. It’s everyone for his or her self; no cooperation or teamwork here. P...[Read More]

Sony Says No PlayStation 4 Pro 4K Blu-Ray Due to Streaming Video

According to PlayStation head Andrew House, the PlayStation 4 Pro will not have a 4K Blu-Ray player because of a lack of consumer demand. House explained Sony’s thinking to the Guardian in an interview. “Our feeling is that while physical media continues to be a big part of the games business, we see a trend on video towards streaming,” House said. “Certainly with our user base, ...[Read More]

Bethesda Says Skyrim and Fallout 4 Mods Not Allowed on PS4 by Sony

Back on May 31st of this year, Bethesda delivered mods for Fallout 4 on the Xbox One. The goal was to offer mods for it and, afterward, the upcoming The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim remaster on both Xbox One and PS4. This was a move that console gamers very happy. However, it now seems PS4 owners will be left in the lurch. Bethesda posted an update on their website today that says Sony won’t allow them...[Read More]

PlayStation 4 Pro May Make You Pay for 4K HDR Patches (UPDATED)

UPDATE: After publishing the article, I was pointed to a PushSquare article by Facebook group The Geek Fam debunking the report. The article noted a NeoGAF post where Absinthe Games founder Jack Sipich flatly stated that developers “are not allowed to charge you for patches or pro feature updates.” Polygon followed up with a statement by Sony stating that the company “will not ch...[Read More]

Nintendo Hitting Mobile with Super Mario Run for iOS

For everyone watching the Apple press conference and anticipating the new iPhone 7, Apple snuck in a doozy. During the conference, Tim Cook announced someone new was coming to Apple. He then  dropped a doozy on everyone: Nintendo will be releasing Super Mario Run on the iPhone and iPad on December. This marks the first time Nintendo’s signature plumber has officially made it out of Nintendo ecosys...[Read More]

Sony’s PlayStation Meeting Impressions

Heading into Wednesday’s Sony PlayStation Meeting, the Digital Crack team was high on speculation. We knew about the PS4 Slim, which was leaked two weeks prior to its actual reveal. But we were as clueless about the console codenamed “PS4 Neo” as anyone not working for Sony. The rumors and guesses had us thinking up crazy shit. “I read it’s going to be called PS4 Forever and be modular.” “It has t...[Read More]

Pokemon GO Plus Will Be Released September 16

The Pokemon GO Plus, the Bluetooth enabled device that makes playing Pokemon GO easier, will be out “in much of the world next week”, according to Niantic. The device is designed to let players enjoy the game, doing basic in-game activities like capture Pokemon and collect loot in PokeStops without having to grab their phone. The device was initially supposed to be released in July. Niantic, howev...[Read More]

Battlefield 1 Beta Ends Thursday

EA has announced that the open beta for Battlefield 1 will end on Thursday, September 8th. There was no mention of the exact time the beta would end on the 8th. In addition, EA tweeted about a change they are making to the beta’s Conquest mode. Specifically, the update disables the round timer for the game’s Conquest mode. The change has not been announced for the other beta mode, Rush. Today'...[Read More]

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